i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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