Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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