My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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