The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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