You really coming over, don't trick.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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