I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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