wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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