Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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