In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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