Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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