So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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