everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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