garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think im going to throw up on grandma
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
time to smoke my breakfast
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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