i barfeds in our rink
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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