I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
