She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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