Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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