so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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