i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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