Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
