I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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