No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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