You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
