hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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