if i can run in heels then i can drive
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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