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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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