your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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