are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's blow job season.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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