pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
