The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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