I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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