Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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