Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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