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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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