I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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