Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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