week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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