I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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