we're chasing vodka with high fives
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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