Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The power of my boobs compel you
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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