I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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