loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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