you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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