He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When are your genitals available?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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