Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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