There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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