like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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