that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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