Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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