ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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