Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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