I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
