I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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