All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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