Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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